fleshdyke:

fallenangelvictorious:

fleshdyke:

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

mj-says-hey:

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

bluechanas:

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like “the mechanics of turtle migration” with kudos in the low hundreds yk it’s gonna hit

linguisticparadox:

datasoong47:

(via @karama9 )

trisshawkeye:

charlottan:

in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it

#the fyrste roul of inglesh is too hauvve fonne and to thine owne sylf be truoel (via @grand-theft-carbohydrates)

txttletale:

really enjoying calling chatgpt a ‘magic 8ball’ because while far from a perfect analogy i feel like it is a very good deflationary weapon against both hype and antihype that helps bring things into perspective by detaching the actual thign from the cultural object it’s attached to. “this magic 8ball is going to become sentient” i dont think thats true. “if you talk to a magic 8ball it will kill your soul” that one doesnt sound true also to be honest

easternpricklypear:

bombing:

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

jonairadreaming:

quietwingsinthesky:

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

#work in progress#work in purgatory#work in perpetuity

via @floating-in-the-blue

tagfer:

tagfer:

one thing they don’t tell u is if it’s niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it’s literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone

ALT

I’m literally at the creek y'all

lycaniums-room:

An ad for your deepest desires :)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

at this point we should just babygirlify the joker

the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint

beingharsh:

beingharsh:

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

finally someone says something kind of titillating

onceandfuturehighpriestess:

ladymirdan:

kosmogrl: